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disarms:

austene3:

OFFICER ON DECK!

cutie reporting for duty
Apr 24, 2014 / 303,873 notes

disarms:

austene3:

OFFICER ON DECK!

cutie reporting for duty

(via hi)

Apr 24, 2014 / 12,434 notes

eudaldo:

that was funny but i don’t like you so i’m not gonna laugh

(via eudaldo)

Apr 24, 2014 / 6,437 notes

myseasickheart:

What I look for in a relationship

(via the-plants-have-spoken)

Apr 24, 2014 / 126,601 notes

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

(via anch0vies)

Apr 24, 2014 / 2,107 notes

ejaculot:

when someone looks through your internet history

(via jerkidiot)

Apr 24, 2014 / 56,473 notes
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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

image

(via hi)

Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them.
Apr 24, 2014 / 106,372 notes
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pllblackhoodie:

throughtwohearts:

karkatkitty:

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

is this really what girls get happy about

yes

unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN
Apr 24, 2014 / 261,763 notes

unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN

(via hi)

Apr 24, 2014 / 185,010 notes

jacobshutup:

is anyone really happy with their nose

(via hi)

Apr 24, 2014 / 133,463 notes

smokeuntilmy3eyesbleed:

fucking jon stewart is the man haha

(via kaeandlucy)

Apr 24, 2014 / 141,843 notes

(via hokioi)

Apr 24, 2014 / 16,046 notes

(via awbu)

Apr 24, 2014 / 55 notes

granola-soul:

I’m done being sick. I don’t want to feel, be or look sick. It’s over.

I want life. I choose life.

(via littlewarrior-recovering)